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Video Post Wed, May. 30, 2012 31,758 notes

cancerously:

razzledazzy:

emilylaughingalonewithfuqujames:

natroze:

lindsayface47:

gelfling:

thegreatwhitehorsescomeup:

bestofhands:

tigerbloodadonisdna:

ohno789:

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.



And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.

The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.

You’re welcome, and enjoy!

Scott brought this home today. You can answer every subject card with Kanye West. 

I do own this. From the cards, it looks much better than apples to apples could ever be.

I would like this.

I NEED IT

This is perfect.

yes please

guys look at the pdf it’s so fucking funny

oh my fucking god

downloading the shit out of this

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Chat Post Wed, May. 30, 2012 39,678 notes
  • News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
  • News in America: cannibal eats man's face



Photo Post Wed, May. 30, 2012 4,270 notes

carolidoodle:

think-progress:

JCPenney is featuring a same-sex couple in its Fathers’ Day ad, following One Million Moms’ failed boycott of the store for bringing on Ellen DeGeneres. 

Omg awesome! I now know where to get all of my department store related needs.

carolidoodle:

think-progress:

JCPenney is featuring a same-sex couple in its Fathers’ Day ad, following One Million Moms’ failed boycott of the store for bringing on Ellen DeGeneres. 

Omg awesome! I now know where to get all of my department store related needs.

(via nicoreo)




Text Post Wed, May. 30, 2012 11,828 notes

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

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Photo Post Wed, May. 30, 2012 1,160 notes

girly-man-em:

fuckyeahlipsticklesbians:

benandjerrys:

We believe supporting marriage equality is the right thing. Everyone is equal and deserves to live Apple-y Ever After!

Why Ben & Jerry’s is the best.

dude that is the best

girly-man-em:

fuckyeahlipsticklesbians:

benandjerrys:

We believe supporting marriage equality is the right thing. Everyone is equal and deserves to live Apple-y Ever After!

Why Ben & Jerry’s is the best.

dude that is the best

(via nicoreo)




Text Post Wed, May. 30, 2012 1,528 notes

myreligioniskindness:

I am legitimately turned on when people say intelligent things

It’s not usually a problem, since people don’t usually say intelligent things

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Text Post Wed, May. 30, 2012 3,565 notes

princekarkat:

edvilla23:

sylphoflies:

edvilla23:

What if in the future Science is able to create God, who then goes back in time to create everything.

Atheists: 1

Christians: 1

Everybody wins and live happy.

God fucking damn it.

Homestuck: 1 Everyone Else: 0

(via nicoreo)






Photo Post Wed, May. 30, 2012 13,211 notes

ohquibbler:

Severus Snape’s To Do List:
Take points from Gryffindor
Get Potter in trouble
Not mistake Ginny Weasley for Lily
Brood
Potions crap
Get Potter in trouble
Repeat as desired

ohquibbler:

Severus Snape’s To Do List:

  • Take points from Gryffindor
  • Get Potter in trouble
  • Not mistake Ginny Weasley for Lily
  • Brood
  • Potions crap
  • Get Potter in trouble
  • Repeat as desired

(via shellbow)



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